Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Love is in the Air

I’m going to Walmart tonight for some business card paper and grocery needs and I’ve decided to pick up a pack of Depends. Controlling my bladder when its at the point of bursting is beyond me and I’m simply tired of wrapping ten paper towels around my hand to wipe the piss and hairs off the toilet seat so I can relieve myself.

On a more uplifting note, I have two mantras for you today:

Show her that you know her.

I heard my favorite dj on KLove say this yesterday and it was the best thing I’ve ever heard anyone say about Valentines Day. It’s not about the money you spend or extravagant plans you make. Showing a woman (or man) you truly know them by doing something they would appreciate or giving them something packed with thought and sincerity really makes an impact.

For example: Playboy magazine for the hornball boyfriend; cookbook by a favorite chef for your domestic goddess; favorite chocolates for the chocoholic; a mixed cd of music he/she loves.

Really listen to what she enjoys and has interest in. Take note of what excites him. Go there.

To err is human. To forgive is divine.

I actually saw this on a bumper sticker last week. I repeated it over and over to remember it so I could share with you.

That’s it for today! I have a fun and uplifting meme to do that Claudia tagged me with that’s up next. You’re on the edge of your seats aren’t you?


-Papa said...

Good post, and I'll take it to heart. I'll forgive my significant other for accidentally spilling all the strawberry flavor body lube on me, and I'll also buy her a new bottle. :D

Damsel Underdressed said...

Depends? What?! Hahaha.

Open Grove Claudia said...

Um, but not on the edge of my toilet seat. Ew. Um ew.

So, Jason's getting a subscription to Playboy? Not hustler? You are a nice girlfriend.

Nocturnal said...

You have your priorities right young lady, you guys have a good VD.


Kitty said...

You're such a tease :-p

Those are wise words though - good for you. x

moooooog35 said...

My wife likes coffee.

She's getting two pounds of Dunkin Donuts original brew.

Ground fine.


I'm SO getting some.

fatwonkkid said...

Hmmm....Love is in the air...depends...piss pubes on a toilet seat. Sounds about right!

Roland Hulme said...

Men are blessed by being able to relieve themselves standing up.

Anonymous said...

OMG... I had to read the first paragraph a few times because it just didn't sound like something you would write! LOL... it sounded like something I might write... :-) Too harsh for little you!

I love the advice on Valentine's Day.

Doc said...

Eeeeew! to that first paragraph.... That is one of the reasons I am glad I am a boy!

jason said...

I love posts about this douchbag boss of yours. I cant wait to hear more stories. Is it wrong that your misery is so entertaining to me? I still love you baby.

Pixie said...

Well I guess Mr P fails on all counts!!!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Great advice, RM. My wife is getting a bottle of Godiva liqueur and a coupon for "LBB Loving."

Anonymous said...

Happy Valentine's Day!

Grilled Pizza said...

What are depends??
Thanks for the comment ont he photo *blush*
GP x

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