When I first started the job I’m at now I thought, “Office is nice, work is interesting, boss is great.” And then that thought about my boss all fell to shit when I went to the office restroom one day. Upon approaching the porcelain beauty, I was confronted with a horrible image. Immediately I thought, woops – someone got distracted and forgot to flush. But it wasn’t just a one-time thing. Since then, almost every time I’ve been to the bathroom (unfortunately after my boss) I have found something new to be disgusted by. First the whole forgetting to flush thing, then the peeing on the floor, and then the peeing all over the seat. I mean really, you’re a fucking grown ass man and you can’t make it into the humongous toilet bowl hole??
I am beyond disgusted. I guess that’s the downfall of working in a small office with a shared, unisex bathroom.
So, the bathroom situation got me thinking – is it the same with all bosses?? My last boss also had a nasty ass habit of picking his nose right in front of you. I remember the first offense as if it were yesterday…
Boss: “And then I would like you to call the board and arrange a meeting.”
Me: “Would you prefer I book on –“
Finger inserted into nose.
Me: Blank stare. “…and…um…”
I can still hear my co-worker laughing as I walked off from my boss mid-sentence, unable to complete my thought due to his nasty little habit.
Sorry for the gross post – hope you guys aren’t reading this mid-lunch. The ranting does help. Thanks for listening!
August 2024
3 months ago
6 comments:
At one time I thought this action was only in the movies or an urban legend, but I did see one supervisor out on the floor absentmindedly pick the wedgie from his backside, then sniff his fingers a second later. I shouldn't have commented, now I feel a little nauseous.
Papa - Eeewww!! I actually laughed out loud reading this. :)
That is horrible!!! Who is that rude??? Gross!!
Send him an anonymous e-card maybe??
There are two other guys in my office and one of them refuses to even aim for the toilet seat. Last week I hung up a sign with an arrow pointing to the bowl that read "Pee goes in here." The sign is still there, but unfortunately so is all the piss.
I work for two loud, un-intelligent, cheap, brothers. They are inner-city italains,they cheat on their wives and in ever other "business" way imaginable.
Not only are they illiterate, the are un-professional, just about every single check they write bounces. Our over-draft fees avg. $900.00 per month.
All they do is yell, call us names, call each other names. I pray to god every day to help deliver me from this place. I can't just walk out....I have a mortgage.
They aren't paying us for the holiday last week. We had an extremely good year financially, and all they do is blow the companys $ on themselves. One of these guys has 9 credit cards, thru the business, and they are all maxed out.
I run the office for them, by myself, we billed 1.2 mil this yr,and I make $14.00 an hour.
I am starting to dislike all men. and especially italian american men. I have been here almost 5 years....The type of filed/work I do is very specialized, I have been quire ernest in job searching.
If anyone reading this can say a prayer for me, I would be very greatful.
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